What is DC??

DC are my "Dearest Children" text messages. my kids have been hateful and just not very nice at all this summer. They're capable of influencing humanity until the end of time , but don't seem to be hitting those strokes with me so far.

Anyway, DC 2 explains the rationale behind these texts.

I rarely* ragged on the kids when they were altogether--or even here at the house at the same time. So, having made that breakthrough thought, that I yell at both of them the same; they just don't happen to hear every time it happens when they're not here.

I needed to find a way to communicate that to my DC's. DC is a manner for me to comment on adverse behavior (prompted by the fact that somebody used the food processor and left it i the sink for me to clean up--oh no, I'm so very over this crap. It's been happening ALL freaking summer and it's over and done. (See, Bill, I promise you, I don't live Gina better!!! I love both you the absolute same--which may vary on any particular day).

See, DC has already brought better communication between us.

BTW, I'm pretty sure I told them that they have to actually replay text w/i 5 minutes or i'm cancelling their cell phone contracts???

*Trust me, it's "rarely" as compared to the number of times I want to do this, dammit.